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queerahim-bitch:

trainerdelaney:

happysellout96:

jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater

How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?

She’s doin’ fine

    nymphdomi:

    andy065:

    Fuck your house.

    OMG I’m dying

    (Source: poyzn)

      uno-flatu:

If only every concept was explained with a Disney reference, I’d be doing even better in law school.

      uno-flatu:

      If only every concept was explained with a Disney reference, I’d be doing even better in law school.

        Disney Princesses + their boyfriends in distress

          thepianogirl1:

          amberbydreams:

          quirkilicious:

          talikira:

          wholmesianmisfit:

          Who remembers

          Motherfucking Scholastic

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          Book

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          Orders

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          And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

          at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

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          I seriously miss the book fair.

          Wait, you mean these don’t exist anymore?

          MOTHERFUCKINGTHESE

          We even had them in Pakistan and they were a big hit.

          Oh the good old days

          they still exist though … .

          (Source: pyralspite)

            Far longer than forever, like no love ever known, and with your love I’ll never be alone.

            (Source: fitsimmons)

              someone give me the strength to deal with this dumb thing.

                chewytriforce:
                  "When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."
                  —A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States (via 391705)

                  (Source: africandogontheprairie)

                    now i want to watch the swan princess but i’m incapable of watching that movie and not singing along to everything.

                      CREDIT