this is the best thing that appeared on my dash today
I’m giggling like an idiot help.
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Can you imagine how people on this planet would react if they knew there was someone like this out there?
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walten city is hosting it’s first ever open house! we’ll be aiming to host it around eight or nine pm est friday may 24th. during this group tiny chat everyone and anyone is welcome to come ask us questions, get a feel for the site, some of its staff members/memebers or just to chill out with us even if you have no intentions of joining walten. our main goal is to dispel this rp myth that we’re a really scary place to join. because that just hurts guys you have no idea. if you have any questions about the open house or just questions in general, remember that our ask box and c-box are always open! hope to see you there!
gonna be so much fun guys. don’t forget to join us. my puppy is getting groomed for this. ok so not really. it’s just a merry coincidence but don’t you want to see a cute adorable puppy?
“It’s hard to collect wages from a corpse. I’m sure the sellswords prefer to fight for the winning side.”
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